California Dreamin'

I gave Joanie artistic liscence with her biography for my family history project:

“The best day of my life was possibly when I was about two and a half years old when my bundle of joy Joanie “themuthafucka” Marie Kronick was born. She was born 6 weeks pre mature weighing a whopping 9 pounds 14 ounces. On that glorious morning of September 5th 1997 the cunt destroying, ball busting, dick snapping perfection was forced out of my mother’s womb. Destined to fuck shit up ah yes, she is magnificent. “
I love my sister

(via shadysundayafternoons)